Guestiquette: A Handbook for Horrible Houseguests

Can you stay at your ex’s place without things getting weird? How do you apologize to your host for tequila-fueled bad behavior? When traveling abroad, what do you need to know besides the fact that France has a hot president?  Fear not! Guestiquette has the answers. Guestiquette is the first book that takes on the complicated world of being a houseguest, offering useful, irreverent, and hilarious advice for guests and hosts. Not sure how to deal with a Schnauzer that hates you or what to do if a zombie apocalypse breaks out while you’re staying at someone’s home? Guestiquette has you covered. In addition to advice, this book has fun illustrations, charts, lists, and even a recipe that celebrate the houseguest experience. You’ll also find true first-person stories from hosts and houseguests who were brave enough to share their tales, including a honeymoon spent in the wrong house and a laugh out loud story from actress Molly Shannon. Everyone who has ever been a houseguest or a host has encountered issues they’re not exactly sure how to handle. Finally, there’s a book for that offers help for most every situation and even the most horrible houseguest. — ASIN: 1524890065 | ISBN13: 9781524890063 | ISBN-13: 978-1524890063