Book of Jerry: Bible Wisdom Straight Outta The Bronx

Whaddaya do when God interrupts your lunch while you’re eatin’ your BLT, mindin’ your own bees wax, and says, “I want you to write me a book”? If you’re Jerry, you wipe the mayo offa your face onto your sleeve and say, “I’m eatin’ here’! Can ya get someone else?”” The Lord would hear none of that whining and insisted Jerry was his choice—an imperfect vessel, sure, but he was the one. Though Jerry can barely put his pants on in the morning, God looked at him and said, “”You’ll do.”” In this humorous and heartfelt literary adventure, Jerry, a street-smart Italian-American from The Bronx, dives headfirst into the sacred work of translatin’ random scriptures and Bible stories, determined to make em resonate with folks as best he knows how—which ain’t that good, but still—‘A’ for effort. Armed with a worn-out thesaurus and a penchant for embellishin’, Jerry takes you on his grammatically impaired, almost-certainly embellished yet sincere attempt to bring you his brand of Bible wisdom—in-your-face New Yorkah style. BadaBING! This unscholarly voice from the boroughs has got a little real-talk, kick-in-the-pants truth for ya with some choice words you maybe ain’t heard before in a Bible-type situation. If a knucklehead like Jerry can be chosen for this job out of all the amazing people on earth, maybe there’s room for more of us at the Lord’s table. *** Janet Schwind is the author of happy little books, including Just Publish It: The Ridiculously Simple Way to Self-Publish Like a Pro , and this, Book of Jerry , her first and certainly not last leap into literary humor. She invites readers to email her at [email protected]. — ASIN: B0DJC45WW9 | ISBN13: 9798989181919 | ISBN-13: 979-8989181919